Voicemail

Greetings! You have reached the cellular device of Lord Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, of the royal house of Whitestone. I am currently unable to answer your call, either due to an inconvenient disaster, or a particularly absorbing invention.

Should your inquiry be urgent, please leave a detailed message, including your name, purpose, and any relevant context. Otherwise, I assure you, I shall respond at my earliest convenience.

If you wish to have an immediate response, I would suggest using "texting" as that appears to be a more efficient means of gaining my attention.